January 2012
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Jan 1st
band member: hey what can i sign for you
me: just this piece of paper here please
band member: ok cool
**signs**
me: thanks
band member: wait was that an adoption paper
me: NO BYE
band member: WAIT
me: NO
band member: SECURITY
me: BYE
Jan 1st
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shit guys in 45 minutes we’re all gonna die
Jan 1st
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Jan 1st
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who needs punctuation when you can just end every sentence with omg
Jan 1st
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Jan 1st
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Jan 1st
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COME ON 2 MORE FOLLOWERS PLEASE
Jan 1st
tell me why you are the way that you are
Jan 1st
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Jan 1st
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mom: let me see your blog.
me:
me:
me: *throws computer out of window*
me: what blog?
Jan 1st
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new year? more like another year of SPENDING MONEY ON TEXTBOOKS
Jan 1st
Jan 1st
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Jan 1st
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Jan 1st
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can fucking tumblr leave me the fuck alone with the whole missinge thing?
Jan 1st
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Jan 1st
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Guys how am I suppose to feel right now that people are reblogging my face? Is 2012 real?
Jan 1st
In case you missed it or whatever. →
Jan 1st
Jan 1st
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A breakdown of the coming of 2012.
oldfamiliarway: 11:57 pm 11:58 pm 11:59 pm 12:00 am 12:01 am  
Jan 1st
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Jan 1st
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Watching Dog the Bounty Hunter on NYE? Yes
Jan 1st
Everyone should order pizza from one franchise once it hits midnight.
Jan 1st
Worst idea I have so far: lighting up sparklers in my bedroom maybe I should go on the balcony…
Jan 1st
December 2011
them cookies are in the oven yay
Dec 31st
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2012 tumblr goal don’t be a cranky ass bitch when you find somebody reposting your GIFs
Dec 31st
Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
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NOPE WAIT NEVERMIND FOUND IT
Dec 31st
i lost the cookie recipe… how am i going to make cookies now?
Dec 31st
a haiku for the bus driver who deliberately drove...
l7one: I swear to god bruh Let me catch you in the streets Bruh I swear to god
Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
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I’ve made 666 tweets. Never tweeting again.
Dec 31st
WHY IS IT ONLY 4:50PM?
Dec 31st
Dec 31st
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Parents aren't home on a friday night
normal people: throw a huge party, invite everyone, get out all the alcohol and make it a night to remember
me: sing my favourite song at the top of my lungs, dance around like a slut, stay on the internet all night and eat all the food in my house.
Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
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DON'T DRIVE DRUNK.
dirtyheads: From 6pm-6am on New Year’s Eve/Day AAA will take your drunk self and your car home for FREE, member or not: 800-222-4357 ooh i’ll actually need this maybe
Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
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babyonce: guys i think we need to talk about the decline of snacks at parties what happened to them where’d they go
Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
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Brand New makes everything all rainbows and sparkles especially if it’s featuring Kanye West in the song.
Dec 31st
please don’t make me burf so ugly he’s so ugly just so ugly
Dec 31st
in honor of 2011 i have wasted the final day of 2011 just like how i wasted every other day in 2011
Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
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Shouldn’t people’s New Years goal is to be alive? I mean, okay if you want a fresh start, I’ll gladly run a car over you.
Dec 31st
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